Top 10 Excuses Given By Programmers

March 4th, 2008 | Posted by Andie in Thinking Hard

10. “I haven’t touched that module in weeks!”

9. “It must be a hardware problem.”

8. “Somebody must have changed my code.”

7. “Did you check for a viris on your system?”

6. “You must have the wrong version.”

5. “That’s weird…”

4. “There must be something wrong with your data”

3. “It’s never done that before.”

2. “It worked yesterday.”

1. “It works on my machine”

because here are the real reasons:

10. I don’t give a f**k.

9. I couldn’t be ar*ed.

8. That’s weird, cause I know you’re a moron and I’d like to get back to playing online poker.

7. I’m actually a strategically shaved monkey in a t-shirt and track pants who was hired to just sit here, why are you asking me?

6. You don’t look intelligent enough to talk to me.

5. I never thought anyone would use the stuff.

4. You seem to think I care, I’m not listening but please continue.

3. I don’t get paid enough to fix it.

2. Have you read the non-existent manual?

1. I still don’t give a f**k.

Source: geek24.com

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